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Fruit Demotivational Poster

B.T.S. - Bacon Tomato Sandwich for when Im on a diet

TAGS: bacon fruit bread
Rating: 4.35/5

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spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:16 pm
no make it 24 large fries and a salad
maoworks2 - April 8, 2012, 12:25 pm
12 Eggs On The Side Please.

KNOWLEDGE VS WISDOM - Knowledge:knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom: Not putting it in a fruit salad.

TAGS: fruit tomato knowledge wisdom
Rating: 4.13/5

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Zetmonk - June 15, 2012, 10:05 am
Like Aubergine?
CloudchaserS - June 15, 2012, 7:44 am
My logic is that if tomatoes were a fruit, they'd go great with a fruit salad instead of a veggie salad


TAGS: gold pants 70 s fruity g** homo disco dork tool
Rating: 2.35/5

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agdaniele - February 18, 2010, 8:10 pm
I liked this one better.

ORGANICS - Ya see what happens without pesticides?

TAGS: poison fruit monster pesticides evil
Rating: 3.68/5

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djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 12:55 pm
I sure can imagine something to do with Eve in Eden...
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 12:55 pm
I sure can imagine something to do with Eve in Eden...


THE COOKIE MONSTER - Fruits and vegetables, what the hell have they done to him!!!

TAGS: fruits vegetables cookie monster
Rating: 4.59/5

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jackandsally - October 29, 2011, 1:49 am

FRUIT - When he saw it he shat bricks.

TAGS: fruit cookie monster
Rating: 2.38/5

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GuinnessTroll - April 1, 2010, 11:47 am
better to shat than to ****ted
Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 10:17 am
Bricks shat? Really? C'mon!

LOLLERMELON - Om nom nom

TAGS: lol fruit lulz om nom nom watermelon
Rating: 2/5

FRUITY PEBBLES - You should really know that, they are really just Rice Krispies that finally came out of the closet...

I COME IN THE NIGHT... - for your fruit!!

TAGS: night fruit
Rating: 4.18/5

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lilshiorta - June 9, 2011, 5:14 pm
Rawfulmao:D XDXD


TAGS: holiday fruits nuts tree
Rating: 4.83/5

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axe11154 - October 4, 2012, 9:26 am
not Christmas yet, still great poster. 5 l
voodoo3535 - December 23, 2011, 7:28 pm
Nicely done Greeny. Thought my nut fell off the tree.
Reality Lord - December 19, 2011, 2:44 pm

wow...this took alot of work. real REAL nice. merry christmas greeny


TAGS: unwanted gift of fruitcake
Rating: 4.12/5

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katwitch91 - June 18, 2012, 3:58 pm
I know it's supposed to be fruitcake, but I see pizza. lol

FRIENDSHIP - Is like artificial fruit. It's beautiful, until you put the bite on it.


TAGS: yogurt fruit on bottom stirred pick up line august calendar
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - August 14, 2010, 12:44 am
4L for the poster, 1+L for obeying the calendar! Good on ya!

FRUIT CAKE!!! - Not to be eaten if it's older than you.


BITE ME - don't we wish

TAGS: fruit
Rating: 3.4/5

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STRAWBERRY DELIGHT - I don't remember strawberries being this good... but then, I never did get out much..

TAGS: strawberry fruit
Rating: 3.14/5

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boytoynextdoor - December 24, 2011, 5:48 pm
strawberries in rice fields? that's the first
Occupo Noctis - August 30, 2010, 9:41 am
Is it just me, or are those strawberries larger than... yeah, that's about right..
rerun - August 29, 2010, 5:12 pm

Hawaii has rice fields?
agdaniele - August 29, 2010, 5:11 pm
I'm bringing my amigos to Hawaii's rice fields now!
agdaniele - August 29, 2010, 5:11 pm
TTH... they work for even less tha mexicans... I think it IS in jeopardy!
Cubbybear - August 29, 2010, 5:06 pm
This is so wrong...we Asians don't pick strawberries
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 4:46 pm
Settle down, your jobs not in jeopardy Aggy.
agdaniele - August 29, 2010, 4:32 pm
Asians picking strawberries... wait... what?

FRUITS & NUTS - "Snookums, your relatives from California are here!"

Durian -

TAGS: fruit king sweet yellow spiky nice delicious
Rating: 2.75/5

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garth - June 16, 2009, 8:19 pm
oh snap, pwnage
Culos - March 2, 2009, 5:01 am
Sh**sy, have you ever noticed that in writing people tend to use punctuation? I suggest you try and master that art before commenting on grammar and spelling.
Shotsy - March 2, 2009, 4:55 am
I feel stupid disregard that statement for this new one Apparently the king of fruits has no grammatical skills
Shotsy - March 2, 2009, 4:54 am
Apparently the king of fruits can't spell for ****.
Fruit King - January 4, 2009, 10:16 pm
You have insulted the king, I will know spiked you with my green thorn you banana...
Bananaobama - January 3, 2009, 7:51 am
A stinky king


TAGS: difference calendar fruits nuts einstein
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - November 20, 2012, 6:27 pm
HA! Agreed. 5L
Rick69 - November 20, 2012, 8:43 am
Oh yeah... Loving this...

times have changed -


TAGS: depression demotivator fruitcake
Rating: 4.94/5

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ughomer - December 24, 2012, 6:08 am
Echoes my sentiments.
GaryO - December 23, 2012, 8:04 pm
rerun - December 23, 2012, 6:26 pm

100% greatness right of the gate.

GRAPEFRUIT - When the hunter becomes the hunted.

Parked -

UMMMM - That is one banana I don't feel like eating

TAGS: fruit banana morphed
Rating: 4/5

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MissPriss - December 11, 2012, 10:31 am
And there goes my breakfast...teehee. Nice 5L pic.

Advertising -

TAGS: kiwis fruit i ll pass
Rating: 4/5

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OSA - July 7, 2014, 11:12 pm
I'll take your word about the taste, but I'd prefer a fejoa!


TAGS: fruity
Rating: 3.7/5

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HARVEST BROWN - Looting the fruited plain.

Dragon Fruit -

There You Have It -

TAGS: fruits nuts
Rating: 2.97/5

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barockeva - December 8, 2008, 7:07 am
So God doesnt hate queers then?
Nobody - October 19, 2008, 7:23 pm
See? There's sane religious people out there!

FRUITS - Made with real fruits

FRUIT CAN TALK - but when you find out you kinda wish they could't

TAGS: fruit
Rating: 2.2/5

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Lemon - Aid -

TAGS: lemon fruit health help natural
Rating: 5/5

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blesic - July 2, 2015, 10:43 am
Thank you very much.
mizzdizz - July 2, 2015, 12:42 am
GROOAAAAN!!!!!! That is EVIL! LUV IT!!! 5LOL lions, Blesic!

Coming Of Age -

TAGS: holiday fruitcake gag literally
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 4, 2016, 12:38 pm
Greeny, HAHAHAHA! True!!! Great way to gift the family members that give you a bad time the rest of the year! 5 Lol lions!
mizzdizz - January 4, 2016, 12:36 pm
GO, candied cherry chunks or citron, a type of fruit kind of like tangerines.
mizzdizz - January 4, 2016, 12:33 pm
Silvy, I'm with you! My favorite type are the cake-y ones---more rum! Wash down all that sweet gooey goodness with some spiked coffee or somethin'...yum! The dry ones? Bricks!
Silverheart - January 4, 2016, 1:02 am
I like fruitcake. The moister, the better. It's even better soaked in rum.
GaryO - January 3, 2016, 10:36 pm
and just what are those insipid red and green devices?

Understanding -

TAGS: expectations fruit tree
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 8, 2015, 11:13 pm
Or rather, can’t get blood out of a turnip...
mizzdizz - August 8, 2015, 8:35 pm
Nice statement of the obvious, Greeny! Luv it! 5L



Killer Tomatoes -

Hemingwhy Cookie Crossed Over -

Bats -

TAGS: belfry batty bats fruit eaters
Rating: 4.33/5

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Thedge - November 15, 2014, 2:53 pm
Wait. You meant baseball bats, right? My bat, here, is a .45 inch diameter 230 grain full metal jacket. C'mon in... have three things to say, two to the chest and one to the head. Thanks for playing.
Thedge - November 15, 2014, 2:29 pm
What the heck? That's dinner for two!
steve1961 - November 15, 2014, 2:21 pm
Bats in my neighbourhood weigh 34 ounces and have nails in them...