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Fruit Demotivational Poster


B.T.S. - Bacon Tomato Sandwich for when Im on a diet


TAGS: bacon fruit bread
Rating: 4.35/5

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spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:16 pm, #232955
no make it 24 large fries and a salad
maoworks2 - April 8, 2012, 12:25 pm, #232942
12 Eggs On The Side Please.


KNOWLEDGE VS WISDOM - Knowledge:knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom: Not putting it in a fruit salad.


TAGS: fruit tomato knowledge wisdom
Rating: 4.13/5

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Zetmonk - June 15, 2012, 10:05 am, #236274
Like Aubergine?
CloudchaserS - June 15, 2012, 7:44 am, #236273
My logic is that if tomatoes were a fruit, they'd go great with a fruit salad instead of a veggie salad


GOLD PANTS -


TAGS: gold pants 70 s fruity g** homo disco dork tool
Rating: 2.35/5

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agdaniele - February 18, 2010, 8:10 pm, #158959
I liked this one better.


ORGANICS - Ya see what happens without pesticides?


TAGS: poison fruit monster pesticides evil
Rating: 3.68/5

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djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 12:55 pm, #217765
I sure can imagine something to do with Eve in Eden...
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 12:55 pm, #217764
I sure can imagine something to do with Eve in Eden...


THE COOKIE MONSTER - Fruits and vegetables, what the hell have they done to him!!!


TAGS: fruits vegetables cookie monster
Rating: 4.59/5

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jackandsally - October 29, 2011, 1:49 am, #225425
LOVE IT


FRUIT - When he saw it he shat bricks.


TAGS: fruit cookie monster
Rating: 2.38/5

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GuinnessTroll - April 1, 2010, 11:47 am, #168650
better to shat than to ****ted
Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 10:17 am, #168587
Bricks shat? Really? C'mon!


LOLLERMELON - Om nom nom


TAGS: lol fruit lulz om nom nom watermelon
Rating: 2/5


VEGETARIANISM -




FRUITY PEBBLES - You should really know that, they are really just Rice Krispies that finally came out of the closet...




I COME IN THE NIGHT... - for your fruit!!


TAGS: night fruit
Rating: 4.18/5

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lilshiorta - June 9, 2011, 5:14 pm, #219745
Rawfulmao:D XDXD


THE GANGS ALL HERE -


TAGS: holiday fruits nuts tree
Rating: 4.83/5

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axe11154 - October 4, 2012, 9:26 am, #239728
not Christmas yet, still great poster. 5 l
voodoo3535 - December 23, 2011, 7:28 pm, #226879
Nicely done Greeny. Thought my nut fell off the tree.
Reality Lord - December 19, 2011, 2:44 pm, #226739

wow...this took alot of work. real REAL nice. merry christmas greeny


DOORSTOPS -


TAGS: unwanted gift of fruitcake
Rating: 4.12/5

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katwitch91 - June 18, 2012, 3:58 pm, #236366
I know it's supposed to be fruitcake, but I see pizza. lol


FRIENDSHIP - Is like artificial fruit. It's beautiful, until you put the bite on it.




AUGUST CALENDAR 8/14- PICK UP LINES -


TAGS: yogurt fruit on bottom stirred pick up line august calendar
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - August 14, 2010, 12:44 am, #189445
4L for the poster, 1+L for obeying the calendar! Good on ya!


FRUIT CAKE!!! - Not to be eaten if it's older than you.




PHONES -




BITE ME - don't we wish


TAGS: fruit
Rating: 3.4/5

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STRAWBERRY DELIGHT - I don't remember strawberries being this good... but then, I never did get out much..


TAGS: strawberry fruit
Rating: 3.14/5

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boytoynextdoor - December 24, 2011, 5:48 pm, #226909
strawberries in rice fields? that's the first
Occupo Noctis - August 30, 2010, 9:41 am, #191559
Is it just me, or are those strawberries larger than... yeah, that's about right..
rerun - August 29, 2010, 5:12 pm, #191424

Hawaii has rice fields?
agdaniele - August 29, 2010, 5:11 pm, #191423
I'm bringing my amigos to Hawaii's rice fields now!
agdaniele - August 29, 2010, 5:11 pm, #191422
TTH... they work for even less tha mexicans... I think it IS in jeopardy!
Cubbybear - August 29, 2010, 5:06 pm, #191419
This is so wrong...we Asians don't pick strawberries
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 4:46 pm, #191418
Settle down, your jobs not in jeopardy Aggy.
agdaniele - August 29, 2010, 4:32 pm, #191417
Asians picking strawberries... wait... what?


FRUITS & NUTS - "Snookums, your relatives from California are here!"




Durian -


TAGS: fruit king sweet yellow spiky nice delicious
Rating: 2.75/5

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garth - June 16, 2009, 8:19 pm, #87621
oh snap, pwnage
Culos - March 2, 2009, 5:01 am, #62930
Sh**sy, have you ever noticed that in writing people tend to use punctuation? I suggest you try and master that art before commenting on grammar and spelling.
Shotsy - March 2, 2009, 4:55 am, #62929
I feel stupid disregard that statement for this new one Apparently the king of fruits has no grammatical skills
Shotsy - March 2, 2009, 4:54 am, #62928
Apparently the king of fruits can't spell for ****.
Fruit King - January 4, 2009, 10:16 pm, #49293
You have insulted the king, I will know spiked you with my green thorn you banana...
Bananaobama - January 3, 2009, 7:51 am, #48879
A stinky king


OBVIOUS SUBTLETY -


TAGS: difference calendar fruits nuts einstein
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - November 20, 2012, 6:27 pm, #240788
HA! Agreed. 5L
Rick69 - November 20, 2012, 8:43 am, #240766
Oh yeah... Loving this...


times have changed -




DEPRESSION -


TAGS: depression demotivator fruitcake
Rating: 4.94/5

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ughomer - December 24, 2012, 6:08 am, #241811
Echoes my sentiments.
GaryO - December 23, 2012, 8:04 pm, #241797
THIS…IS….GOOD
rerun - December 23, 2012, 6:26 pm, #241792

100% greatness right of the gate.


GRAPEFRUIT - When the hunter becomes the hunted.




Parked -




UMMMM - That is one banana I don't feel like eating


TAGS: fruit banana morphed
Rating: 4/5

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MissPriss - December 11, 2012, 10:31 am, #241386
And there goes my breakfast...teehee. Nice 5L pic.


Advertising -


TAGS: kiwis fruit i ll pass
Rating: 4/5

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OSA - July 7, 2014, 11:12 pm, #255626
I'll take your word about the taste, but I'd prefer a fejoa!


STRAWBERRY BODY SPRAY -


TAGS: fruity
Rating: 3.7/5

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HARVEST BROWN - Looting the fruited plain.




Dragon Fruit -




There You Have It -


TAGS: fruits nuts
Rating: 2.97/5

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barockeva - December 8, 2008, 7:07 am, #42766
So God doesnt hate queers then?
Nobody - October 19, 2008, 7:23 pm, #28776
See? There's sane religious people out there!


FRUITS - Made with real fruits




FRUIT CAN TALK - but when you find out you kinda wish they could't


TAGS: fruit
Rating: 2.2/5

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Lemon - Aid -


TAGS: lemon fruit health help natural
Rating: 5/5

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blesic - July 2, 2015, 10:43 am, #261856
Thank you very much.
mizzdizz - July 2, 2015, 12:42 am, #261848
GROOAAAAN!!!!!! That is EVIL! LUV IT!!! 5LOL lions, Blesic!


Understanding -


TAGS: expectations fruit tree
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 8, 2015, 11:13 pm, #262274
Or rather, can’t get blood out of a turnip...
mizzdizz - August 8, 2015, 8:35 pm, #262271
Nice statement of the obvious, Greeny! Luv it! 5L


RAMBUTAN -




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Killer Tomatoes -




Bats -


TAGS: belfry batty bats fruit eaters
Rating: 4.33/5

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Thedge - November 15, 2014, 2:53 pm, #257945
Wait. You meant baseball bats, right? My bat, here, is a .45 inch diameter 230 grain full metal jacket. C'mon in... have three things to say, two to the chest and one to the head. Thanks for playing.
Thedge - November 15, 2014, 2:29 pm, #257944
What the heck? That's dinner for two!
steve1961 - November 15, 2014, 2:21 pm, #257943
Bats in my neighbourhood weigh 34 ounces and have nails in them...


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